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  <title>Jeselvis' Holy Crap!</title>
  <subtitle>Gentlemen, I wash my hands of this weirdness.</subtitle>
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    <name>jeselvistheking</name>
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  <updated>2009-12-04T05:04:27Z</updated>
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    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:jeselvistheking:44008</id>
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    <title>TJ ToasterHead Issue 2: Pages 5-7</title>
    <published>2009-12-04T05:03:51Z</published>
    <updated>2009-12-04T05:04:27Z</updated>
    <category term="comix; tj toasterhead"/>
    <content type="html">Here they are:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Page 5&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://lh3.ggpht.com/_Wf5cqQG0mI0/SxiXXjL4jaI/AAAAAAAAAb0/4TP7rKv9oW4/s800/page-5.jpg" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Page 6&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://lh4.ggpht.com/_Wf5cqQG0mI0/SxiXXm3Jl_I/AAAAAAAAAb4/EkO3UhLMGwA/s800/page-6.jpg" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Page 7&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://lh4.ggpht.com/_Wf5cqQG0mI0/SxiXXtX1tWI/AAAAAAAAAb8/HpFc9pG3h8A/s800/page-7.jpg" /&gt;</content>
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  <entry>
    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:jeselvistheking:43549</id>
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    <title>Watching Doctor Who on Netflix</title>
    <published>2009-11-29T01:24:05Z</published>
    <updated>2009-11-29T01:24:05Z</updated>
    <category term="doctor who; awesome possum"/>
    <content type="html">The new series, not the one with Tom Baker (AKA:  somebody cloned Robert Plant and then bludgeoned him repeatedly with the ugly stick), and I have to say,  I really like David Tennant, but Christopher Eccleston is my fav.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://images.buddytv.com/usrimages/usr313892/313892_54a48e21-72a4-44bf-af0a-1a9cf6895d1e-doctor-who-eccleston.jpg" /&gt;</content>
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  <entry>
    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:jeselvistheking:43434</id>
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    <title>Behold!  A oonicraun!</title>
    <published>2009-11-21T04:32:46Z</published>
    <updated>2009-11-21T04:32:46Z</updated>
    <category term="fantasical shit"/>
    <lj:music>Depeche Mode Remixes</lj:music>
    <content type="html">&lt;img src="http://lh3.ggpht.com/_Wf5cqQG0mI0/SwdtGxfwteI/AAAAAAAAAbY/zbuTT-qbfiA/s144/oonicraun.jpg" /&gt;</content>
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  <entry>
    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:jeselvistheking:43013</id>
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    <title>TJ ToasterHead Pages 3 and 4</title>
    <published>2009-11-19T06:33:48Z</published>
    <updated>2009-11-19T06:33:48Z</updated>
    <category term="comix; tj toasterhead"/>
    <content type="html">Page 3&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://lh6.ggpht.com/_Wf5cqQG0mI0/SwTmGrxrIkI/AAAAAAAAAak/qrbz-5XZ-YI/s800/page-3.jpg" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Page 4&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://lh3.ggpht.com/_Wf5cqQG0mI0/SwTmGiRc12I/AAAAAAAAAao/MCPvCMwP6nk/s800/page-4.jpg" /&gt;</content>
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  <entry>
    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:jeselvistheking:42793</id>
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    <title>First two Pages of TJ ToasterHead 2: Adventure to the Future Pastland</title>
    <published>2009-11-14T05:28:26Z</published>
    <updated>2009-11-14T19:40:27Z</updated>
    <category term="comix; tj toasterhead"/>
    <lj:music>Bride of the Re-Animator</lj:music>
    <content type="html">&lt;strong&gt;mal&amp;middot;a&amp;middot;prop&amp;middot;ism   (măl'ə-prŏp-ĭz'əm)&lt;br /&gt;n.&lt;br /&gt;   1. Ludicrous misuse of a word, especially by confusion with one of similar sound.&lt;br /&gt;   2. An example of such misuse.&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Please listen to this as you read:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;lj-embed id="31" /&gt;&lt;lj-embed id="32" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Page 1&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img alt="" src="http://lh3.ggpht.com/_Wf5cqQG0mI0/Sv42G8lBu_I/AAAAAAAAAXo/ke708LKualg/s800/Page-1.jpg" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Page 2&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img alt="" src="http://lh6.ggpht.com/_Wf5cqQG0mI0/Sv8HNmFQgyI/AAAAAAAAAYM/ahE21Sjnqew/s800/Page-2.jpg" /&gt;</content>
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  <entry>
    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:jeselvistheking:42545</id>
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    <title>Zombie Richard Simmons</title>
    <published>2009-11-08T20:40:17Z</published>
    <updated>2009-11-08T20:40:17Z</updated>
    <category term="daily sketch"/>
    <lj:music>Hanzel Und Gretyl</lj:music>
    <content type="html">Sorry - -scanner not hooked up so I had to take a pic.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://lh3.ggpht.com/_Wf5cqQG0mI0/SvcsUFO39jI/AAAAAAAAAXI/iEG8eTPeCyE/s800/zombie-richard.jpg" /&gt;</content>
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  <entry>
    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:jeselvistheking:42366</id>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://jeselvistheking.livejournal.com/42366.html"/>
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    <title>Got the first page of the next issue of TJ Toasterhead drafted</title>
    <published>2009-11-08T04:59:54Z</published>
    <updated>2009-11-08T04:59:54Z</updated>
    <category term="comix; tj toasterhead"/>
    <content type="html">But I ain't sharin' it yet...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Instead, here's a comic I did a few years back that still tickles my funny bone.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://lh3.ggpht.com/_Wf5cqQG0mI0/SvZPsxd1xDI/AAAAAAAAAVg/XEYcDoxI5mU/s800/020824.gif" /&gt;</content>
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  <entry>
    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:jeselvistheking:42200</id>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://jeselvistheking.livejournal.com/42200.html"/>
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    <title>Another Rah'Baht Pic</title>
    <published>2009-10-22T06:10:59Z</published>
    <updated>2009-10-22T06:10:59Z</updated>
    <category term="daily sketch; barbarianz"/>
    <lj:music>Das Ich</lj:music>
    <content type="html">Action shot!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://lh6.ggpht.com/_Wf5cqQG0mI0/St_20fCtw_I/AAAAAAAAAVE/EyA08hACkZU/s800/10-21-09.jpg" /&gt;</content>
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  <entry>
    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:jeselvistheking:41860</id>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://jeselvistheking.livejournal.com/41860.html"/>
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    <title>Who's the biggest movie badass?</title>
    <published>2009-10-13T01:31:21Z</published>
    <updated>2009-10-13T01:31:21Z</updated>
    <category term="annoying survey"/>
    <content type="html">Hey everybody,&lt;br /&gt;Who's the biggest movie badass?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Here's my vote:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://pics.livejournal.com/jeselvistheking/pic/0001abzr/"&gt;&lt;img src="http://pics.livejournal.com/jeselvistheking/pic/0001abzr/s320x240" width="320" height="240" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;</content>
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  <entry>
    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:jeselvistheking:41571</id>
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    <title>GREATEST SKELE-F8CKIN-TOR EVAH.</title>
    <published>2009-10-11T20:36:14Z</published>
    <updated>2009-10-11T20:36:14Z</updated>
    <category term="daily sketch"/>
    <lj:music>Covenant</lj:music>
    <content type="html">&lt;img src="http://lh5.ggpht.com/_Wf5cqQG0mI0/StJAgPTOZwI/AAAAAAAAAUo/ZeI9JJoY3M8/s800/10-11-09.jpg" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;(on the right) -- badass, eh?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;that's rah'baht on the left.</content>
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  <entry>
    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:jeselvistheking:41446</id>
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    <title>The Drinky Crow Show</title>
    <published>2009-10-07T03:59:06Z</published>
    <updated>2009-10-07T03:59:06Z</updated>
    <category term="alcoholicious"/>
    <category term="bebidas"/>
    <category term="bideo"/>
    <content type="html">&lt;lj-embed id="30" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;God I love this show.  Why god why did it not get renewed for another season???!!!  :'(</content>
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  <entry>
    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:jeselvistheking:41099</id>
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    <title>Rah'Baht the Bunnarian</title>
    <published>2009-10-04T23:52:05Z</published>
    <updated>2009-10-04T23:52:05Z</updated>
    <category term="daily sketch"/>
    <lj:music>Pig - No One Gets Out of Her Alive</lj:music>
    <content type="html">Rah'Baht the Bunnarian.  Thought this turned out perdy good.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://lh3.ggpht.com/_Wf5cqQG0mI0/Ssk0tlpT-_I/AAAAAAAAAUM/jVzb8l0Ud70/s800/10-4-09.jpg" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;By the way - Livejournal is deadsville on the weekend.  C'mon guys.</content>
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  <entry>
    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:jeselvistheking:40863</id>
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    <title>the final four pages of this episode!</title>
    <published>2009-10-02T05:10:59Z</published>
    <updated>2009-10-02T05:45:12Z</updated>
    <category term="comix; tj toasterhead"/>
    <lj:music>Funker Vogt - T</lj:music>
    <content type="html">That's right, here is the final four pages.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;37&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img alt="" src="http://lh6.ggpht.com/_Wf5cqQG0mI0/SsWIn5Ap57I/AAAAAAAAATM/Yl3vggitu5k/s800/tjpg37.jpg" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;38&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img alt="" src="http://lh3.ggpht.com/_Wf5cqQG0mI0/SsWIn-0aElI/AAAAAAAAATQ/lDfWEbeIkqI/s800/tjpg38.jpg" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;39&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img alt="" src="http://lh5.ggpht.com/_Wf5cqQG0mI0/SsWIoPCP9yI/AAAAAAAAATU/_BAcf4ObyZA/s800/tjpg39.jpg" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;40&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img alt="" src="http://lh6.ggpht.com/_Wf5cqQG0mI0/SsWIoOf8glI/AAAAAAAAATY/nAPEXXkNnvI/s800/tjpg40.jpg" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;(see the whole comic in its glory: &lt;a href="http://www.comicspace.com/jeselvis/comics.php?action=gallery&amp;amp;comic_id=7572"&gt;http://www.comicspace.com/jeselvis/comics.php?action=gallery&amp;amp;comic_id=7572&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: medium;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;What does everybody think the next episode should be?&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;</content>
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  <entry>
    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:jeselvistheking:40514</id>
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    <title>Watching Return of the Living Dead III</title>
    <published>2009-09-30T06:41:39Z</published>
    <updated>2009-09-30T06:41:39Z</updated>
    <category term="zombification"/>
    <content type="html">That's right - TRES.  And it's f*ckin awesome.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://analogmedium.com/blog/2006/09/Return%20of%20the%20Living%20Dead%203%20-%203.jpg" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Well, except the total douche leading man that looks like the kid from Terminator 2.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Still not as good as Return of the Living Dead tho.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Is anybody reading my damn sticky note comic anymore? :)</content>
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  <entry>
    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:jeselvistheking:40372</id>
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    <title>3 NEW TJ Toasterhead pages</title>
    <published>2009-09-26T06:33:14Z</published>
    <updated>2009-09-26T06:33:14Z</updated>
    <category term="comix; tj toasterhead"/>
    <content type="html">(x-posted to alt-comix)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;page 34&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://lh4.ggpht.com/_Wf5cqQG0mI0/Sr2dVTHxntI/AAAAAAAAASo/yv6Y1cF4GWU/s800/tjpg34.jpg" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Page 35&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://lh6.ggpht.com/_Wf5cqQG0mI0/Sr2dVWK3fxI/AAAAAAAAASs/SeEPv286p9w/s800/tjpg35.jpg" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Page 36&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://lh5.ggpht.com/_Wf5cqQG0mI0/Sr2dVVf-5II/AAAAAAAAASw/EZHmDqlYsEA/s800/tjpg36.jpg" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;See all of them at my comicspace gallery:  &lt;a href="http://www.comicspace.com/jeselvis/comics.php?page=1&amp;action=gallery&amp;comic_id=7572"&gt;http://www.comicspace.com/jeselvis/comics.php?page=1&amp;action=gallery&amp;comic_id=7572&lt;/a&gt;</content>
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  <entry>
    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:jeselvistheking:40158</id>
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    <title>TJ Toasterhead pages (yeah, yeah, it's been forever)</title>
    <published>2009-09-24T04:27:14Z</published>
    <updated>2009-09-24T04:27:14Z</updated>
    <category term="comix; tj toasterhead"/>
    <lj:music>Funker Vogt - Aviator</lj:music>
    <content type="html">Trying a new style with the word balloons - - i like it.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Page 31&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://lh6.ggpht.com/_Wf5cqQG0mI0/SrrzNl3d1AI/AAAAAAAAASE/Tapd6M2wrt4/s800/tjpg31.jpg" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Page 32&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://lh4.ggpht.com/_Wf5cqQG0mI0/SrrzNmc_6gI/AAAAAAAAASI/8TvIMUU9D-o/s800/tjpg32.jpg" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Page 33&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://lh5.ggpht.com/_Wf5cqQG0mI0/SrrzNny42mI/AAAAAAAAASM/4rDY3hOKWzc/s800/tjpg33.jpg" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;See the entire comic at my &lt;a href="http://www.comicspace.com/jeselvis/comics.php?page=1&amp;amp;action=gallery&amp;amp;comic_id=7572"&gt;comicspace gallery&lt;/a&gt;.</content>
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  <entry>
    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:jeselvistheking:39688</id>
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    <title>Couple Sketch Pages</title>
    <published>2009-09-19T02:43:02Z</published>
    <updated>2009-09-23T03:37:34Z</updated>
    <content type="html">Couple of sketch pages for you guys. ;)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I got on a skeletor kick this day.  Skeletor is awesome.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://lh3.ggpht.com/_Wf5cqQG0mI0/SrREXgf8wuI/AAAAAAAAARk/lfywIBA6fS8/s400/9-18-09-1.jpg" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://lh6.ggpht.com/_Wf5cqQG0mI0/SrREXxWexBI/AAAAAAAAARo/hTCo0QdIvzs/s400/9-18-09-2.jpg" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;lj-embed id="26" /&gt;&lt;lj-embed id="27" /&gt;&lt;lj-embed id="28" /&gt;&lt;lj-embed id="29" /&gt;</content>
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  <entry>
    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:jeselvistheking:39596</id>
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    <title>Rock tha Office!</title>
    <published>2009-09-07T18:38:48Z</published>
    <updated>2009-09-07T18:39:34Z</updated>
    <category term="teh rulerz of the teh universe"/>
    <content type="html">&lt;lj-embed id="25" /&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://vimeo.com/2259322"&gt;Rock da Office&lt;/a&gt; from &lt;a href="http://vimeo.com/user864656"&gt;guillaume singelin&lt;/a&gt; on &lt;a href="http://vimeo.com"&gt;Vimeo&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;From &lt;a href="http://guijaune.e3b.org/"&gt;Guillaume Singelin&lt;/a&gt;, props to Brandon Graham (&lt;span class='ljuser ljuser-name_royalboiler' lj:user='royalboiler' style='white-space: nowrap;'&gt;&lt;a href='http://royalboiler.livejournal.com/profile'&gt;&lt;img src='http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif' alt='[info]' width='17' height='17' style='vertical-align: bottom; border: 0; padding-right: 1px;' /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;a href='http://royalboiler.livejournal.com/'&gt;&lt;b&gt;royalboiler&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt; ) for pointing this genius out!</content>
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    <title>My new T-Shirt</title>
    <published>2009-09-05T17:30:53Z</published>
    <updated>2009-09-05T17:30:53Z</updated>
    <category term="consumer nightmare"/>
    <category term="shirt"/>
    <lj:music>She Wants Revenge</lj:music>
    <content type="html">I thought this was one of my coolest ideas, so I put it on a shirt:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Click the shirt to buy it at my cafepress store.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.cafepress.com/myheartskull"&gt;&lt;img src="http://lh6.ggpht.com/_Wf5cqQG0mI0/SqKfiSa65xI/AAAAAAAAARI/DRlRwqkCw8M/s800/heartskullshirt.jpg" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;</content>
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  <entry>
    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:jeselvistheking:39066</id>
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    <title>Super MEGA SKETCH POST</title>
    <published>2009-08-30T22:49:59Z</published>
    <updated>2009-08-30T22:49:59Z</updated>
    <category term="daily sketch"/>
    <lj:music>Mortiis</lj:music>
    <content type="html">ok, well, three pages.  But that's 3 times as many as usual.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;table style="width:auto;"&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td&gt;&lt;a href="http://picasaweb.google.com/lh/photo/S31a6CrQRgxp0obaqyJI5w?authkey=Gv1sRgCLLv9vnZ5se_VA&amp;amp;feat=embedwebsite"&gt;&lt;img src="http://lh4.ggpht.com/_Wf5cqQG0mI0/SpsBnArAa-I/AAAAAAAAAQk/ND6TMb3Zp_k/s800/8-30-09-a.jpg" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td style="font-family:arial,sans-serif; font-size:11px; text-align:right"&gt;From &lt;a href="http://picasaweb.google.com/hoodooworks/Dailies?authkey=Gv1sRgCLLv9vnZ5se_VA&amp;amp;feat=embedwebsite"&gt;dailies&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;table style="width:auto;"&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td&gt;&lt;a href="http://picasaweb.google.com/lh/photo/zAgHIaDuK-Kt-w87R7r3_A?authkey=Gv1sRgCLLv9vnZ5se_VA&amp;amp;feat=embedwebsite"&gt;&lt;img src="http://lh4.ggpht.com/_Wf5cqQG0mI0/SpsBnP-E9UI/AAAAAAAAAQo/6tH1mMFR4KY/s400/8-30-09-b.jpg" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td style="font-family:arial,sans-serif; font-size:11px; text-align:right"&gt;From &lt;a href="http://picasaweb.google.com/hoodooworks/Dailies?authkey=Gv1sRgCLLv9vnZ5se_VA&amp;amp;feat=embedwebsite"&gt;dailies&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;table style="width:auto;"&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td&gt;&lt;a href="http://picasaweb.google.com/lh/photo/An1oqqJymH6jS_1s0vODIQ?authkey=Gv1sRgCLLv9vnZ5se_VA&amp;amp;feat=embedwebsite"&gt;&lt;img src="http://lh5.ggpht.com/_Wf5cqQG0mI0/SpsBnY4oueI/AAAAAAAAAQs/2SKfq8tme_c/s400/8-30-09-c.jpg" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td style="font-family:arial,sans-serif; font-size:11px; text-align:right"&gt;From &lt;a href="http://picasaweb.google.com/hoodooworks/Dailies?authkey=Gv1sRgCLLv9vnZ5se_VA&amp;amp;feat=embedwebsite"&gt;dailies&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;:)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Enjoy</content>
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  <entry>
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    <title>Daily for 8/19/09</title>
    <published>2009-08-20T07:12:25Z</published>
    <updated>2009-08-20T07:12:25Z</updated>
    <category term="daily sketch"/>
    <lj:music>Watching Sleepy Hollow</lj:music>
    <content type="html">&lt;table style="width:auto;"&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td&gt;&lt;a href="http://picasaweb.google.com/lh/photo/TEkaiFJdL6-lWCDu94EcFA?authkey=Gv1sRgCLLv9vnZ5se_VA&amp;amp;feat=embedwebsite"&gt;&lt;img src="http://lh4.ggpht.com/_Wf5cqQG0mI0/Soz29pC1VQI/AAAAAAAAAQI/cCmwxSg6kY8/s400/8-19-09.jpg" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td style="font-family:arial,sans-serif; font-size:11px; text-align:right"&gt;From &lt;a href="http://picasaweb.google.com/hoodooworks/Dailies?authkey=Gv1sRgCLLv9vnZ5se_VA&amp;amp;feat=embedwebsite"&gt;dailies&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Got a whole bunch of pages -- but frickin tired so only doin one.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;:)</content>
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  <entry>
    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:jeselvistheking:38645</id>
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    <title>Red - Combichrist</title>
    <published>2009-08-04T04:51:53Z</published>
    <updated>2009-08-04T04:51:53Z</updated>
    <category term="combichristitudes"/>
    <category term="music"/>
    <lj:music>Combichrist</lj:music>
    <content type="html">&amp;quot;I've got gallons of blood...i don't know where it's from&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Great tune!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;lj-embed id="24" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;</content>
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  <entry>
    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:jeselvistheking:38156</id>
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    <title>It's hot as hell - so here's a lil' devil</title>
    <published>2009-07-29T01:37:54Z</published>
    <updated>2009-07-29T01:37:54Z</updated>
    <category term="daily sketch"/>
    <lj:music>Muse</lj:music>
    <content type="html">&lt;table style="width: auto;"&gt;&lt;tbody&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td&gt;&lt;a href="http://picasaweb.google.com/lh/photo/3K3U3Fh_FTOxAzA6em919w?authkey=Gv1sRgCMiIvZKuoIDEAg&amp;amp;feat=embedwebsite"&gt;&lt;img src="http://lh4.ggpht.com/_Wf5cqQG0mI0/Sm-kZCGgvnI/AAAAAAAAAPQ/TbkTn7iiVMU/s800/lil-scratch.jpg" alt="" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td style="font-family: arial,sans-serif; font-size: 11px; text-align: right;"&gt;From &lt;a href="http://picasaweb.google.com/hoodooworks/Various?authkey=Gv1sRgCMiIvZKuoIDEAg&amp;amp;feat=embedwebsite"&gt;Various&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/tbody&gt;&lt;/table&gt;</content>
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  <entry>
    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:jeselvistheking:38100</id>
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    <title>Semi-Monthly Dailies</title>
    <published>2009-07-17T04:38:33Z</published>
    <updated>2009-07-17T04:38:33Z</updated>
    <category term="daily sketch; geekitudery"/>
    <lj:music>Icon of Coil and COMBICHRIST</lj:music>
    <content type="html">Since I've been posting few and far between dailies, I thought i'd give you two.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;first, this kid had SO MUCH CHARACTER (and cardigans are coming back in style?):&lt;br /&gt;&lt;table style="width:auto;"&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td&gt;&lt;a href="http://picasaweb.google.com/lh/photo/mqym-2iOyFDV7OXIFZittw?authkey=Gv1sRgCLLv9vnZ5se_VA&amp;amp;feat=embedwebsite"&gt;&lt;img src="http://lh5.ggpht.com/_Wf5cqQG0mI0/Sl_-xVjsGSI/AAAAAAAAAN0/w8mffhBOtrA/s800/7-16-09-1.jpg" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td style="font-family:arial,sans-serif; font-size:11px; text-align:right"&gt;From &lt;a href="http://picasaweb.google.com/hoodooworks/Dailies?authkey=Gv1sRgCLLv9vnZ5se_VA&amp;amp;feat=embedwebsite"&gt;dailies&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;second, a couple of plant characters for Mutant Future:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;table style="width:auto;"&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td&gt;&lt;a href="http://picasaweb.google.com/lh/photo/MEcOL61ui5opuglNrxxw2w?authkey=Gv1sRgCLLv9vnZ5se_VA&amp;amp;feat=embedwebsite"&gt;&lt;img src="http://lh6.ggpht.com/_Wf5cqQG0mI0/Sl_-xXHtjSI/AAAAAAAAAN4/cjUBB34ZFKA/s400/7-16-09-2.jpg" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td style="font-family:arial,sans-serif; font-size:11px; text-align:right"&gt;From &lt;a href="http://picasaweb.google.com/hoodooworks/Dailies?authkey=Gv1sRgCLLv9vnZ5se_VA&amp;amp;feat=embedwebsite"&gt;dailies&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;&lt;br /&gt;(the guy on the left has an open mouth, not a beak - -not sure how to make that clear)</content>
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    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:jeselvistheking:37744</id>
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    <title>Drinky mad jackigan</title>
    <published>2009-07-03T18:22:47Z</published>
    <updated>2009-07-03T18:22:47Z</updated>
    <category term="drinky jack; roleplayingeek; nerderiness"/>
    <lj:music>Soundgarden - Beyond the Wheel</lj:music>
    <content type="html">He's super mad martigan looking, which in my book = awesome.  Yes, he has a license plate for a buckler -- how f*cking cool is that?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;comment dammit.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;table style="width:auto;"&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td&gt;&lt;a href="http://picasaweb.google.com/lh/photo/6m5Zr44Qp3VzwqrIKyoZyA?authkey=Gv1sRgCMiIvZKuoIDEAg&amp;amp;feat=embedwebsite"&gt;&lt;img src="http://lh6.ggpht.com/_Wf5cqQG0mI0/Sk198at7igI/AAAAAAAAANU/-ERROcenzAo/s400/drinky-jack.jpg" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td style="font-family:arial,sans-serif; font-size:11px; text-align:right"&gt;From &lt;a href="http://picasaweb.google.com/hoodooworks/Various?authkey=Gv1sRgCMiIvZKuoIDEAg&amp;amp;feat=embedwebsite"&gt;Various&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;and here, listen to this as loud as your godamm speakers will go:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;lj-embed id="23" /&gt;</content>
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